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Old 09-04-2007, 06:20 AM
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Are you married?

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was over 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the heads of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the lone man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:46 PM
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yes, i am married, and i have a child. my life is so beautiful and i am very happy to my life. I love my husband, child and all family.
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:16 AM
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lol Hi everyone! That was a cute joke! I am also married. I have a wonderfully attentive husband who i feel i don't even deserve. But i got lucky when i found him and boy oh boy i am NOT letting him go!
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:56 AM
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I am married. I am very happy in my married life.
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